So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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