Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize