Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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