yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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