Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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