I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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