The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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