i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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