Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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