yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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