im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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