you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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