Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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