he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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