When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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