At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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