Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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