How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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