Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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