did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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