i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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