i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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