At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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