Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize