last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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