I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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