So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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