Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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