JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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