I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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