Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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