Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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