Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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