Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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