I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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