Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize