She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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