yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Your cock deserves a montage
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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