is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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