So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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