Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Sponge bath it is.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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