I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
is it fun? or sober?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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