I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
