Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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