Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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