Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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