You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
