dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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