Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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