nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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