Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
