I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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