Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
two words...techno handjob
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Still dying that you shit outside
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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