She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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