Grow some girl-balls and come out already
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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