I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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