Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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